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This was my first trip into the world of Mystic Wands… and I don’t think I’ll be returning. I don’t feel like this is a toy that will work for a wide range of people. The vibrations are too weak and too buzzy to satisfy most, and I’ve never been quite so disappointed in the construction quality of a toy—especially at this price point of around $100.

As a prostate toy, the Don falls short… literally. The bulb meant for insertion just isn’t long enough to reach the prostate. Still, I really liked the Don by Doxy. It has great, and quiet, rumbly vibrations making it a great purchase for penis-owners who like vibrations on the head or shaft of their penis, those who likes strong clitoral stimulation, and anyone who needs a strong but quiet vibrator.

That’s right everyone, Hedonish is now 1-year-old! Obviously, the only way I could think to properly celebrate my 1st Blogiversary was with an amazing giveaway for my readers! What’s the prize? A Hum Vibrator! Hum has a 3D-printed internal structure, custom circuitry and pressure sensors with a waterproof medical grade silicone exterior. Enter to win!

Is there a bee in here? There’s so much buzzing… oh wait, it’s the Bswish Bcurious. The Bswish Bcurious Premium is a small rechargeable waterproof vibrator with 7 settings, has a ton of seams (you know, for lube and what not to get into), and is one of the buzziest vibrators I’ve ever used.

I want to say this toy is good for those looking for both external and particularly internal stimulation, but even the flexibility of the shaft and clitoral arm won’t make it work for every body type. Those also looking for strong non-buzzy clitoral vibration should keep looking. Honestly, the high price tag (<$110) of this toy makes it difficult to recommend because for that kind of money I basically want my toys to make me orgasm and cook me dinner, and this toy did not feel worth the money to me.

Je Joue’s Mimi is a small, flattened egg-shaped vibrator that’s easy to hold, is made of hard plastic encased in silicone, and a bit of ABS plastic around the controls, Mimi has five vibration settings and is waterproof. Mimi sounds almost perfect on paper… so why does it do almost nothing for me? I don’t think it’s the design flaws Mimi has, although clearly there are some. As lovely as Mimi is, my clit is a bit too power-hungry and the vibrations just aren’t intense enough to bring me to orgasm.

The Magic Wand for me is like the ex that you compare anyone who comes after to, and no other toy has really been able to meet the high standards I have because of it. I sometimes picture a world in which I never tried the Magic Wand original: would I like the other toys I own more or would I have just had less orgasms in my life? The world may never know.