I’m awful at posting consitently—but it’s not from lack of trying. I have another full-time job that sadly keeps me away from all you lovely people, and I never get the opportunity to turn all my random sex blogger thoughts into fully baked posts. So I’m trying something new: weekly updates of all my half-baked thoughts/feels throughout the week served up to you stream-of-consciousness style. Let’s see how this goes, shall we?


Sheesh, it’s been a busy week! (yes, I say sheesh)


1. A Mini BlogSquad Weekend:

Can you believe it’s been almost 2 months since Woodhull already!? The good news is that means #SFS17 is only like 10 months away! I can’t wait to see everyone again! In the meantime, the lovely Formidable Femme and Sugarcunt are staying with me for a few days while they attend a Careers in Sexuality Conference. Unfortunately, I had to work, but we’re having a mini BlogSquad get together and meeting up with Sex_ational, Dangerous Lilly, and ThePalimpSex this weekend. Oh yeah, and I’m getting a VixSkin VixenAire Mustang from Formidable Femme that I cannot wait to try out (pushing on the base pushes air into the shaft… it’s endlessly cool to play with).


2. Yayyy! New Toys [said like the title of “Ah! Real Monsters”]

Getting new toys to review is quite possibly my favorite part of being a sex blogger. I mean getting packages in the mail are always fun, but when you know it’s full of dildos, vibrators, and harnesses—well it’s pretty freaking awesome.

Mr. Hedonish and I have gotten more into pegging since buying the SpareParts Deuce, so I’ve been requesting a lot of items that I can peg him with. I recently received the VixSkin Spur from Vixen Creations, and although we’ve only tried it briefly so far I can tell you that this is by far my favorite dildo for pegging, especially if you’re newer to it like we are. It’s the perfect size, and it’s delightfully squishy, making it less overwhelming for the receiver. Not to mention it was the first dildo we’ve tried that I’ve actually been able to thrust more without causing my partner any discomfort (in fact, he loved it). Side note: since we both love the Spur, I got to run around our bedroom yelling about how I’m the best dildo picker ever (because that’s just the kind of thing I do).

We also recently received the Tantus Bed Over Intermediate Kit because I really wanted to try out some more affordable option for other peggers (is the person who does the pegging a pegger? Well I’m calling them that anyway…) who don’t want to spend all of their money on a harness. The Bend Over Kit includes the Velvet Vibrating Harness, which at around $30 is far more affordable than a lot of other harness options. I only used it briefly (mostly while making the dildo flop up and down—see insta below), but in-use it seems like a great affordable option for a harness. It isn’t as comfortable as the SpareParts Deuce (currently the only other harness I’ve tried), but it’s effective and works well.


We also have many future pegging goals; now that we’ve determined that cloning your partner’s dick and pegging him with it is pegging inception, I’m clamoring to get my hands on a Clone-A-Willy so I can make that happen. I’ll keep you updated, but I’m looking forward to that!



3. Sex Down South:

I am so beyond excited for the Sex Down South conference, which is an “is a three-day sex and sexuality conference taking place October 13th-15th, 2016 in Atlanta, GA.”  I am rooming with the awesome Wetlandia (check out her new site!) I’m honestly too excited to think of all the other information I wanted to include here, but I’m sure I’ll be posting a ton more information about it soon!!!


BONUS: Thoughts & Feels:

I have a fairly long commute to work at my new job, and I’ve gotten very into podcasts. If you don’t already listen to them, I highly recommend Life on the Swingset and BexTalksSex and GirlyJuice‘s new podcast The Dildorks.


See ya next week, sex geeks!

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